Alaskan Whale Stew & Other Delights

Alaska Whale Stew     (Serves 347,161) 1 x 52 ton blue whale 948 lbs tinned tomatoes 7326 lbs potatoes 2276 lbs carrots 104 lbs sat 52 gallons tabasco hot sauce 1896 lbs onions 927 lbs celery 76 lbs black pepper Place whale in pot with tomatoes.   Cook at 300 degrees (gas mark 2) for four hours. Add potatoes, carrots, salt, hot sauce, onions, celery and black pepper and